I won’t be looking for any while I’m there… but Tori once sung their praises!!

Tori Amos – London Girls

Once upon a time, alterna-goddess Tori Amos, fronted an 80’s hair band – Y Kant Tori Read. The band met with no success & the record company dropped the project after 2 quick months of promo. Fortunately, they kept Tori around, and 4 years after the record flopped, she released the groundbreaking masterpiece, ‘Little Earthquakes’. What many people don’t know however, is that Y Kant Tori Read, was pretty decent…

Y Kant Tori Read – Cool On Your Island (Edit)
Y Kant Tori Read – Floating City
Y Kant Tori Read – The Big Picture

“When someone asks me if I’ve found Jesus, I say, “Yeah, I saw him at a Nirvana concert a couple of years ago.” It’s like, Jesus has got things to do, he’s got a ten o’clock. He’s not going to fix things for me, I have to fix things for myself, so I try and have a sense of humor about it and nobody finds my humor very amusing. We’ve just got to lighten up on the savior bit, folks. You know, get off the cross, we need the wood.”

— Tori Amos


Moby – Disco Lies
Lo-Fi Fnk – Wake Up (Beckster Remix)
Alicia Keys – Like You’ll Never See Me Again (Remix ft Ludacris)
Aqua – Barbie Girl
Yoav – Club Thing (Aaron LaCrate Remix)
Simon & Garfunkel – Cecilia (Silent Partner Bmore Remix)
Kurtis Mantronik & Kellie Marie Smith – I Can’t Wait (Radio Edit)
Dannii Minogue – Don’t Wanna Lose this Feeling (Jewels & Stone 7” Mix)
Sheryl Crow – Love Is Free


1. Kylie Minogue – 2 Hearts: I’m reserving ‘X’ to be the best album of 2008, since it doesn’t get released in the US until then. However this song was everything I never hoped it would be. Kylie known for her cutting edge dance-pop, kicked off her new project with a glam rock dancefloor stomper, that the first time I heard it I thought,
what the fuck? And then every time since that I’ve been singing and rocking (and WOOing) along.
2. Rihanna – Umbrella: This song had 1 of the most unique vibes for any R & B/pop song this year. With all the guitars and noise, it was either gonna tank miserably, or become unescapable. Too bad she followed it up with ‘Shut Up & Drive’.
3. Beyonce – Get Me Bodied: I’m a sucker for a good party song. And this isn’t just a good party track, it’s 1 of the best ever.
4. Justin Timberlake – What Goes Around…: I loved this songs for personal reasons, but also because it’s 1 of the most well-crafted breakup anthems ever. And then when the interlude kicks in about 4 minutes into it… chills down my spine!!
5. Timbaland – The Way I Are: Poor grammar choices aside, Timbo KILLED it with this 1. It’s like a bunch of robots had a dance party in the middle of the hood. And this was the soundtrack.
6. M.I.A – Boyz: This song works me on so many levels. World music meets hip-hop meets gay runway meets Baltimore club meets dance. Then they have an orgy. And this song is the baby.
7. Kanye West – Stronger: Out of nowhere, everyone’s favorite rapper tapped an unlikely host for a sample. Daft Punk. The results? MAGIC!
8. Amy Winehouse – Rehab: The first 10,000 times I heard it, it was cute, unique, & catchy. And then radio picked it up. And it’s taken me months to enjoy the song again.
9. Tori Amos – Bouncing Off Clouds: Despite my mixed feelings on the album, this song is a career highlight for the crazy redhead I love so much. If only some remixes were cut for this song, it could have reached even higher heights.
10. Eve – Tambourine: The album may never get released at this point, & apparently this song underperformed? Apparently the powers that be don’t live in Baltimore, because everyone I know loves this song, & barely an hour went by without it being on the radio.
11. Bjork – Earth Intruders: This album underwhelmed me too, but this single was a true return to her pop/dance roots for Bjork. More beats Bjork, please!?
12. Diddy – Last Night: Diddy has been kind of a laughing stock in my book for a while, but this song was a total slam dunk. Keyshia on the hook, and then Lil’ Kim on the remix… reunited and it feels so GOOD!
13. Pink – U + Ur Hand: I thought for sure her last album was dead in the water, and then radio picked up this song, and Pink’s career was resuscitated. Cuz who can’t relate to a sassy kiss-off song!?
14. Gym Class Heroes – Clothes Off!: I’m a sucker for a good 80’s sample. And a fun party song.
15. Sophie Ellis-Bextor – Catch You: This lady makes music that someone how is classy, yet still makes you want to dance. Welcome back, dear!
16. Maroon 5 – Makes Me Wonder: I doubted if they’re return would be successful, then their lead single was upbeat, and hearkened to excellent 80’s pop-rock. And Adam is cute. Good combo!
17. Keyshia Cole with Missy Elliott & Lil’ Kim – Let It Go: As if the team-up of these 3 couldn’t be great enough, the song is based around a BIG hook. Hell yeah!!
18. Mason vs. Princess Superstar – Perfect Exceeder: The best mash-ups make the 2 songs sound like they were made for each other. And my ears were made for this single!
19. Tracey Thorn – Grand Canyon: One of the most gorgeous songs of the year. Even the remixes didn’t hurt the song at all. Tracey, everybody loves YOU here!
20. Armand Van Helden with Fat Joe – Touch Your Toes: Wouldn’t expect Fat Joe to pop up on a dance song. Wouldn’t expect to love a song this repetitive. Skip the radio edit and go straight for the LP version!

Honorable Mentions:
Lil’ Mama – Lip Gloss, Fall Out Boy – Thnks fr the mmrs, Common & Lily Allen – Drivin’ Me Wild, Nelly Furtado – Do It, The Gossip – Listen Up, JoJo – Anything, Kelly Rowland – Like This, Lily Allen – LDN, Joss Stone – Put Your Hands On Me


1. Timbaland – Shock Value
I know, how cliche, but seriously, ‘The Way I Are’ is 1 of the best songs I’ve heard all year, & the album continueds in a bouncey & fun direction, while borrowing bits of rock, rap, R & B, pop, and dance to make the most diverse album of the year.
2. Lily Allen – Alright Still
While the rest of the world was heralding the British Invasion of Amy Winehouse, I grew more & more addicted to Lily Allen, who’s album showcased the lyrics of the party girl next door, always ready for some fun, without going overboard. I would totally hang out with this chick!
3. Spring Awakening OBCR
A few years ago I would have said that cast recording would never make my best of list, but with Duncan Sheik at the helm, & these beautiful young voices of Broadway, I may just become a ‘Show Queen’ yet.
4. The Gossip – Standing In The Way of Control
So this album was out well before 2007, but 2007 was the year that the Gossip exploded. Their awesome sets on the True Colors Tour hopefully set the stage for them to conquer the world with their next album!
5. MIA – Kala
MIA is absolutely sick. In a good way. Her album can barely be defined, without calling it world music, which calls to mind instrumental Enya BS. So I guess a better way is to say that MIA took the world to her own crazy house party.
6. Tracey Thorn – Out of The Woods
Gorgeous. Utterly gorgeous. Her voice is haunting & endearing. And Grand Canyon could be one of the bestsongs ever.
7. Kanye West – Graduation
Kanye knocks it out of the park. Ripping off electronic music & refusing to go the typical rap route of less acclaimed rap acts, Mr. West keeps the game fresh & inspired. Take note 50… evolve or retire!
8. Amy Winehouse – Back to Black
Ok, so I got a little tired of her by the end of summer, but she is still 1 of the most unique voices of the year, & every track on this disc is excellent. Hopefully she can get her shit together and turn out some more great music, without allt he tabloid crap.
9. Bjork – Volta
A grower, not a shower. And I hate saying that about someone I’ve loved for over a decade, but she really needs another cook in her kitchen to get her to dial it back on the crazy and beef it up on the beats.Still, it was great to hear the ice goddess return to a more pop direction.
10. Tori Amos – American Doll Posse
I’ve loved Tori forever & her new album was great, for a concept album. Not her best, & about 5 tracks too long. If she had shaved off a few and left them in b-side land, a muchmore solid album would be out there, and it may have been higher on my list.
The rest:
Mika – Life In Cartoon Motion (I showed up late to Mika’s party, but he had a solid album except for 2 songs); Armand Van Helden- Ghettoblaster (Don’t let the singles fool you, this album is a huge throwback to the super-fun early days of house); Common – Finding Forever (I had hoped this one would be a little more consistent, but he still has amazing lyrics); Seal – System (An excellent album, a true fusion of pop and dance); Fall Out Boy – Infinity on High (Even if I’m not 15 year old emo kid, I still dug this disc!)


In a recent issue of Spin Magazine, it was said that Image Comics is planning to publish ‘Tori Amos’ Comic Book Tattoo‘, a 400+ page anthology of comic stories based on songs created by 1 of my favorite ladies — Tori Amos. All of the creators has not been revealed yet, but some names involved are Chris Arrant, Colleen Doran, Star St. Germain, Derek McCulloch, Lea Hernandez, Neil Kleid, Leah Moore, John Reppion, Hope Larson & Pia Guerra. The graphic novel will be edited byt long-time friend of Tori – Rants Hoseley, who was the guy who introduced Tori to comics many years ago, when she became a ‘Sandman’ junkie, leading to her friendship with ‘Sandman’ creator, and literary pimp, Neil Gaiman. No word yet on if Neil will be involved, but it wouldn’t be a surprise!

They are hoping to release the book this summer, around the time of the San Diego Comic-Con. Tori really is becoming the goddess of all sorts of geeks!

The picture at the top is not from the anthology but from Herb Leonard, who has some excellent paintings of Tori and several celebrities.

BTW, the title of the anthology comes from the awesome b-side ‘Flying Dutchman’. Enjoy!!
Tori Amos – Flying Dutchman (Alt. Mix)
Tori Amos – Flying Dutchman (live)
Oh how I love when my interested get combined. Now if only I could get a ‘Veronica Mars’ comic book!!


Tori Amos – Little Drummer Boy (live)
Tori puts her usual spin on the Christmas classic, but what really gets me going about this track is that it was recorded in Baltimore, at the now closed ‘Steeltown’ (that’s right outside of Dundalk, hon!). Dundalk… which explains the bitch who’s starts hollering mid-song.

Stevie Wonder – Someday At Christmas
Timeless Christmas song. Year after year it remains SO relevant.

Tori Amos – Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
Another of my favorite Christmas songs. This time, a rare b-side from Tori. Never really found out why she covered this song, but it’s very pretty nonetheless!

No Doubt – Oi To The World
Way back when No Doubt was a punk ska pop lite band, they turned in this raucous Xmas song for one of those ‘Very Special Christmas’ comps. Excellent track, and normally I don’t like non-traditional Christmas songs!

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