“All those Bible humpers protesting the play can suck on a bag of dicks!”
— Hamlet 2

“When someone asks me if I’ve found Jesus, I say, “Yeah, I saw him at a Nirvana concert a couple of years ago.” It’s like, Jesus has got things to do, he’s got a ten o’clock. He’s not going to fix things for me, I have to fix things for myself, so I try and have a sense of humor about it and nobody finds my humor very amusing. We’ve just got to lighten up on the savior bit, folks. You know, get off the cross, we need the wood.”

— Tori Amos

“My religion is you don’t wear brown shoes with a blue top.”

– Girl on the street outside the Hippo in Baltimore

Generally I try to avoid politics on the blog… cuz it only leads to arguments & shit… but this made me laugh!

What Would Jesus Do?