We’re all familiar with Kylie’s lovely little attempt at a US single, ‘All I See’, right? A cute song that could have been a hit if her record company knew fuck-all about promotion. Here’s a reminder:

So, then… what the FUCK is this?

I did a little research & the albums were released within a day of each other, so clearly the lazy producer recycled beats for both birds. Unfortunately, Sparks has the American Idol machine behind her, so you know her ca-ca will be a hit. I’m still partial to Kylie’s though!!