These are clear examples of why I can’t have children. I would do this type of stuff all the time, and my kids would have pottymouths!

The Landlord
This one is some video clip made starring Will Ferrell and his landlord, Pearl. So funny, and apparently it’s been all over the internet.

The Kegger
Somebody else hopped on the babies saying naughty things bandwagon. Not quite as inspired as The Landlord, but still pretty F-ing funny. Enjoy!