September 2006


MUSIC MEME

UPDATE 10/6/06: Guessing closed… look for a newie on Monday!

The Rules (in case you want to do it too!)
Step 1: Put your iPod/MP3 player or iTunes on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post it on your blog and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly & post the title in bold after the stricken song.
Step 5: Looking the lyrics up on Google or any other search engine is cheating! Please play nice!
Also, if you know the song – leave your guess in a comment, if you are right, I will post your name (or link if you prefer). Have fun!

The Songs

1. “girl I wanna take you to a gay bar i wanna take you to a gay bar i wanna take you to a gay bar gay bar gay bar let’s star a war start a nuclear war at a gay bar gay bar gay barGay Bay – Electric 6 ***ShannonH

2. “Holly came from Miami FLA hitch-hiked her way across the USA plucked her eyebrows on the way shaved her leg & then he was a she she says hey babe take a walk on the wild side said hey honey take a walk on the wild side Candy came from out on the island in the backroom she was everybodys darling but she never lost her head even when she was given headWalk On The Wild Side – Lou Reed ***ShannonH

3. “where are you going my beautiful friend is this the road that you take till the end & if we left behind is this the highway of our mankind axes spins so round and round we go where we’re goin’ no one really knows here we here we here we here we go feel the fire way down below come on dim the lights it’s party time switch on the strobe do what you like gonna have a ball tonight let’s have a ball down at the glove” The Globe – Big Audio Dynamite

4. “check it out going out on the late night looking tight feeling nice it’s a cock fight I can tell I just know that it’s going down tonight at the door we don’t wait cause we know them at the bar 6 shots just beginning that’s when dick head put his hands on me but you see I’m not here for your entertainment you don’t really want to mess with me tonightU + Ur Hand – Pink  ***Ryan

5. “holding you closer it’s time that I told you everything’s going to be fine know that you’re leaving & try to believe it take me 1 step at a time and if this ain’t love why does it feel so good and if this ain’t love why does it feel so good think of tomorrow we beg steal or borrow to make all we can in the sun” Groovejet (If This Ain’t Love) – Spiller & Sophie Ellis-Bextor

6. “have a feelin now believin that you were the one I was meant to be with oh how I’m wishin thinkin dreamin bout you & the love how’d I ever let you get away got till it’s gone got till it’s gone dont it always seem to go that you dont know what youve songtitle dont it always seem to go that you dont know what youve got till it’s goneGot Till It’s Gone – Janet Jackson  *** CrystalG

7. “don’t be so quick to walk away dance with me wanna rock your body please stay dance with me you don’t have to admit you wanna play dance with me let me rock you plase stayRock Your Body – Justin Timberlake   ***Ryan

8. “I used to be scared of the dick now I throw lips to the shit handle it like a real bitch Heather Hunter Janet Jack-me take it in the butt yah jazz wuh I got land in the Switzerland even got sand in the Marylands Bahamas in the spring baby it’s a big momma thing can’t tell by the diamonds in my rings that’s how many times I wanna cum 21 & another 1 & another 1 & another 1Big Momma Thing – Lil’ Kim  *** CrystalG

9. “c’mon ease on down ease on down the road c’mon ease on down ease on down ease on down the road don’t you carry nothing that might be a load c’mon ease on down ease one down the road pick your left foot up when your right foot’s down come on legs keep movin’ don’t you lose no ground you just keep on keepin’ on the road that you choose don’t you give up walkin’ cuz you gave up shoes, noEase On Down The Road – The Wiz  ***CrystalG

10. “today is the last day that I’m using words theyve gone out lost their meaning don’t function anymore lets get unconscious honey lets get unconscious honey today is the last day that I’m using words they’ve gone out lost their meaning don’t function anymore travelling leaving logic and reason travelling to the arms of unconsciousnessBedtime Story – Madonna  ***CrystalG

11. “things like this can always take a little time I always thought we’d be together down the line we start to fight & can’t get over what was said cause you see black & white & I see red I wonder who let in the rain you know without you I’m not the same when love gets strong people get weak sometimes they lose control & wind up in too deep they fall like rain who let in the rainWho Let In The Rain – Cyndi Lauper ***Jordan

12. “dear darlin your mom my friend left a message on my machine she was frantic saying you were talking crazy that you wanted to do away with yourself guess she thought I would be the perfect resort because we’ve had this inexplicable connection since our youth & yes they’re in shock they are panicked you & your chronic them & their drama you this embarassment us in the middle of this delusionJoining You – Alanis Morissette  ***Jordan

13. “hey baby my nose is getting big I noticed it be growing when I been telling them fibs now you say your trust’s gettin weaker probably coz my lies just started gettin deeper & the reason for my confession is that I learn my lesson & I really think you have to know the truuth because I lied & I cheated & I lied a little more but after I did it I don’t know what I did it for I admit that I have been a little immatureDon’t Lie – Black Eyed Peas  ***Ryan

14. “my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like it’s better than yours damn right it’s better than yours I could teach you but I’d have to chargeMilkshake – Kelis  ***CrystalG

15. “I have walked this earth & watched people it doesnt scare me at all I can be sincere & say I like them it doesnt scare me at all you cant say no to hope can’t say no to happiness I want to go on a mountain-top with a radio and good batteries & play a joyous tune & free the human race from sufferingAlarm Call – Bjork  ***ShannonH

16. “where did we go wrong where did we lose our faith my brother is in need but can he depend on me do you think if 1 of you tried maybe you could find a better friend than any other if you gave more than you took life could be so good come on & try nows the time cause you’re free to do what you want to do you’ve got to live your life do what you want to do” Free – Ultra Nate

17. “say hello to the girl that I am you’re gonna have to see through my perspective I need to make mistakes just to learn who I am & I dont wanna be so damn protected there must be another way cause I believe in taking chances but who am I to say what a girl is to do God I need some answers what am I to do with my life how am I supposed to know whats right I cant help the way I feel but my life has been so overprotectedOverprotected – Britney Spears  ***Ryan

18. “father I killed my monkey I let it out to taste the sweet of spring wonder if I will wander out test my tether to see if Im still free from you steady as it comes right down to you I’ve said it all so maybe we’re a bliss of another kind lately I’m in to circuitry what it means to be made of you but not enough of youBliss – Tori Amos  ***Jordan

19. “when you grow up livin’ like a good boy oughta & your mama takes a shine to her best son something different all the girls they seem to like you cause you’re handsome like to talk and a whole lot of fun but now your girl’s gone a missin’ & your house has got an empty bed the folks’ll wonder ’bout the wedding they won’t listen to a word you said we’re gonna take your mama out all night yeah we’ll show her what it’s all about we’ll get her jacked up on some cheap champagne let the good times all roll outTake Your Mama Out – Scissor Sisters  ***Jordan

20. “no don’t just walk away pretending everything’s okay & you don’t care about me I know it’s just no use when all your lies become your truths & I don’t care could you look me in the eye & tell me that you’re happy now would you tell it to my face or have I been erased are you happy now you took all there was to take & left me with an empty plate & you don’t care about it & I am giving up this game & leaving you with all the blame cause I don’t care” Are You Happy Now – Michelle Branch

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He is dangerous and slanderous.

At least according to Jim Litwak, the CEO of Trans World Entertainment, the company that runs FYE, Sam Goody, Specs, Wherehouse, and a few other music retailers.

Apparently, Jake Shears, the lead singer of the Scissor Sisters (the flamboyant hottie pictured above) was quoted at a retailer convention a few weeks back as saying he walked into an FYE to purchase the new Raconteurs album and was appalled to find it priced at $18.99 (practically $20 when you consider sales tax and all). Trans World lashed back saying “Our cd’s don’t cost $20!!”. Well Mary, I’ve been to FYE, and yes, your cd’s most certainly do cost $20. If they were priced around $10, then you have a right to complain. But more than $15 for a CD anywhere is fucking ridiculous. And it’s rare for sale prices at FYE to fall lower than $15. The only reason I ever went to FYE and Sam Goody in the first place was because they used to have a decent selection of CD singles and imports. Now they don’t even have that going for them.

In retaliation, no Trans World stores are carrying the new Scissor Sisters album. You know, the album that is at #1 in the UK right now. They’re even selling it at Wal-Mart (only $11.88 — watch out for falling prices!) and on iTunes, among other places. However, you will be unable to go pay $20 for it at FYE or Sam Goody. Oh well, I guess the industry is forcing us to pay less for it. At least until the Scissor Sisters issue a formal apology for “slandering” the company, only then, according to Jim Litwak, will they sell the new cd Ta-Dah!.

Well guess what Jimbo, people don’t normally apologize for tellin’ it like it is.

But don’t worry Jake, Kylie still loves you!
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Thanks to ModFab for tipping me off about this travesty!

Buncha books this week… whoopee!!

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Amazing Spider-Man #535 – Allegedly, Spider-Man could be flipping sides over the course of the Civil War. Could we see more seeds of this, like they were laid in Civil War #4 last week? And what would that mean to MJ and Aunt May. hmmm
Black Panther #20 – Black Panther takes his bitch, er, coff, I mean Storm out to the moon to visit the Inhumans. They’re kinda pissy with Earth right now, so will they be as gracious hosts as Dr. Doom was? heh
Cable & Deadpool #32 – Cable and Deadpool settle their differences like calm, well-adjusted individuals. Sike!
Captain America #22 – About time. I’ve been dying to see more of this Civil War situation from Cap’s perspective, and hopefully this arc will deliver!
Civil War: Frontline #6 – MOre stories of loose ends in the wake of Civil War. Plus Speedball begins his trial. OOooh!
Civil War: Young Avengers & Runaways #3 – So it appears that this series will have little effect on either team in the long run. Score.
Eternals #4 – This series totally makes my panties wet. I’m thrilled with Neil Gaiman’s work for Marvel. Not quite Sandman, but still riveting. And even John Romita Jr.’s art is impressive. Yay!
Heroes For Hire #2 – I truly don’t see this series lasting past Civil War unless they get some bigger guns on the team. Odds and ends bounty hunters from around the Marvel Universe, hired by Iron Man, to catch the “baddies” or something. Yawn.
X-Men #191 – I’m loving the revamp still. Art is on point, and the story is great. I just wish it could progress faster! Jeez.
Zombie #1 – Zombie’s are hot hot hot right now. Hopefully this series will keep me sated until i get the Marvel Zombie’s harcover for my bday (hopefully) and the next Walking Dead anthology for Christmas (hopefully). And I mean hopefully as in… i want them. Now.

here’s some tips for attending a meeting/seminar (i plan meetings for my job, and this is stuff that would make it easier):

1. be on time. if there is a registration period, arrive during that time. any earlier than that, you’re just in the way and the people setting up can’t attend to you. if you live in an area prone to traffic (Baltimore/DC) plan for it – if you budget more time then necessary, amuse yourself in the car or something.
2. bring a sweater. if there’s more than one person in a room, the likelihood of the temperature being to each person’s liking reduces with each new body coming into the room. if you’re prone to getting cold, bring a sweater, if you get hot a lot, wear a lighter shirt. if you’re an asshole, stay home.
3. don’t complain about the food. it’s very hard to plan a menu that appeals to a broad range of people. odds are you’re not paying for it anyway, so shut up and enjoy the free meal. or brown bag it, if you know ahead of time that you are a finicky bitch.
4. be prepared. it works for the boy scouts, and it should work for you. have note pad, pen, etc.
5. if the planning people are nice enough to send you directions, confirmation, information prior to the meeting; print it, read it, and keep it with you. no one wants to give you directions over the phone. no one wants to hear excuses that you don’t know sometyhing because you didn’t read the e-mail. don’t be a dumb fuck.
6. turn your cell phone on vibrate. if you must answer it – leave the room. if you must leave the room – be quiet. if you’re talking outside of the room – whisper. if you have no idea of a whisper – take your loud ass outside. if all that is too hard – leave the phone at home. if you leave the phone at home, don’t impose your phone needs on the hosts of the meeting.
7. don’t make a mess in the john. no one wants to clean up after you. you’re mother is probably thrilled to be relieved of the duty.
8. don’t be a bitch. remember that you are a guest. if you have a bad attitude, we’ll probably talk about you behind your back.
9. stay awake.
10. dress appropriately. if you lok a mess, we’ll talk about you behind your back.

thanks for your attention. remember that the people hosting the meeting will probably talk about you behind your back. we’re catty… and waiting for 10-100 people to show up for something can be pretty boring.

MUSIC MEME

UPDATE 9/25/06: I CAN’T believe it!!!! All of the were guessed this week, and in 3 days. Thanks to our regulars, EddieZ, ShannonH, & Phillip; and welcome to our new brains – ModFab & Welshie!!!! I am so thrilled you guys… and congrats for all the correct guessing!!! Now go finish up the one on edandtony.com

The Rules (in case you want to do it too!)
Step 1: Put your iPod/MP3 player or iTunes on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post it on your blog and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly & post the title in bold after the stricken song.
Step 5: Looking the lyrics up on Google or any other search engine is cheating! Please play nice!
Also, if you know the song – leave your guess in a comment, if you are right, I will post your name (or link if you prefer). Have fun!

The Songs

1. “I went down to the beach and saw KiKi and she was all like ehhhhh and I’m like yeah whatever” United States of Whatever – Liam Lynch ***ShannonH

2. “my life is brilliant my love is pure I saw an angel of that I’m sure she smiled at me on the subway she was with another man but I won’t lose no sleep on that cuz I’ve got a plan you’re beautiful you’re beautiful you’re beautiful it’s true I saw your face in a crowded place and I don’t know what to do cuz I’ll never be with you” You’re Beautiful – James Blunt ***EddieZ

3. “go away little girl they used to say hey you’re too fat baby you cant play hold on miss thing what you trying to do you know youre too wack to be in our school too wack too smart too fast too fine too loud, too tough too too divine I said you don’t belong you don’t belong too loud too big too much to bare too bold too brash too prone to swear I heard that song for much too long.” I’m Beautiful Dammit – Bette Midler ***ShannonH

4. “somebody get me my truck so i can ride on the clouds so we can turn up the bass like somebody pass my guitar so i can look like a star and we can spend this cash like what you gonna do when the crowd goes ayo why ya’ll standin on the wall music’s fallin everywhere so why don’t you just move along I see you lookin at me like i’m some kinda freak get up out of your seat” Do Somethin’ – Britney Spears ***ShannonH

5. “what on earth am I meant to do in this crowded place there is only you was gonna leave now I have to stay you have taken my breath oooh is the world still spinnin’ round oooh I don’t feel like coming down” In Your Eyes – Kylie Minogue ***ShannonH

6. “here is a song from the wrong side of town where I’m bound to the ground by the loneliest sound & it pounds from within and is pinning me down here is a page from the emptiest stage a cage or the heaviest cross ever made a gauge of the deadliest trap ever laid & I thank you for bringing me here for showing me home for singing these tears finally Ive found that I belong here” Home – Depeche Mode ***ShannonH

7. “I sit and wait does an angel contemplate my fate and do they know the places where we go when were grey and old cos I have been told that salvation lets their wings unfold so when I’m lying in my bed thoughts running through my head and I feel the love is dead I’m loving angel instead” Angels – Robbie Williams ***ModFab

8. “why was I the last to know that you weren’t coming to my show you coulda called me up to say good luck you coulda called me back you stupid fuck why was I the last to know first date we ate sushi & it went well I was funny & you said I was a cutie that’s the last thing I heard from you I left the tickets at the door for you I had to tell my mom that there was no more room you didn’t show that was so uncool you coulda called me back” Last To Know – Pink ***Welshie

9. “I want to be the minority I dont need your authority down with the moral majority cause I want to be the minority I pledge allegiance to the underworld one nation under dog there of which I stand alone a face in the crowd unsung against the mold without a doubt singled out the only way I know” Minority – Green Day ***ModFab

10. “whenever I see someone less fortunate than I & let’s face it who isn’t less fortunate than I my tender heart tends to start to bleed & when someone needs a makeover I simply have to take over I know I know exactly what they need & even in your case tho’ it’s the toughest case I’ve yet to face don’t worry I’m determined to succeed follow my lead & yes indeed you will be…” Popular – Wicked OBCR ***EddieZ

11. “do I have to change my name am i gonna be a star I’m drinkin’ a soy latte I get a double shot-e it goes-a through my body and you know I’m satisfied I drive my mini cooper and they tell me I’m a trooper and you know I’m satisfied” American Life – Madonna ***EddieZ

12. “as I was walkin by saw you standin there with a smile lookin shy you caught my eye thought you’d want to hang for a while well I’d like to be with you & you know its friday too I hope you can find the time this weekend to relax & unwind my minds tired I’ve worked so hard all week cashed my check I’m ready to go I promise you I’ll show you such a good time come on baby lets get away lets save your troubles for another day” Escapade – Janet Jackson ***EddieZ

13. “I’ve seen a man cry I’ve seen a man die inside I’ve seen him say to me that he is only mine that he gotta do what is best for him never let me in not even begin to tell me I’m the one under his moon & sun that I am the thing that revolves around him but while on top of him I know whats best for him I’ll show him how to win & let me in cuz I don’t wanna be your baby girl I don’t wanna be your little pearl” Baby Girl – Nelly Furtado ***ShannonH

14. “when you’re walkin’ down the street & the man tries to get your business & the people that you meet want to open you up like Christmas you gotta wrap your fuzzy in a big red bow ain’t no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho I’m a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess cuz you’re filtyy ooh & I’m gorgeous you’re disgusting ooh & you’re nasty & you can grab me oooh cuz you’re nasty” Filthy/Gorgeous – Scissor Sisters ***ModFab

15. “Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene I’m begging of you please dont take my man Jolene Jolene Jolene Jolene please don’t take him just because you can your beauty is beyond compare with flaming locks of auburn hair with ivory skin & eyes of emerald green your smile is like a breath of spring your voice is soft like summer rain & I cannot compete with you Jolene” Jolene – Dolly Parton ***ShannonH

16. “I was angry when I met you I think Im angry still we can try to talk it over if you say you’ll help me out don’t worry baby no need to fight don’t worry baby we’ll be alright this is the noise that keeps me awake my head explodes & my body aches push it make the beats go harder push it make the beats go harder” Push It – Garbage ***ShannonH

17. “sweet dreams are made of this who am I to disagree I travel the world & the seven seas everybody’s looking for something some of them want to use you some of them want to get used by you some of them want to abuse you some of them want to be abused” Sweet Dreams – Eurythmics ***EddieZ

18. “when I come to the club step aside part the seas don’t be havin’ me in the line VIP cause you know I gotta shine I’m Fergie Ferg & me love you long time all my girls get down on the floor back to back drop it down real low I’m such a lady but I’m dancing like a ho cause you know I don’t give a fuck so here we go how come everytime you come around my songtitle wanna go down like” London Bridge – Fergie ***ShannonH

19. “well I see them every night in tight blue jeans in the pages of a blue boy magazine hey I’ve been thinking of a new sensation I’m picking up good vibration oop she bop do I wanna go out with a lions roar yea I wanna go south n get me some more hey they say that a stitch in time saves nine they say I better stop or I’ll go blind oop she bop she bop” She Bop – Cyndi Lauper ***EddieZ

20. “doo doo doo doo doo doo doo I’m packed & I’m holding I’m smiling she living she golden & she lives for me says she lives for me ovation her own motivation she comes round & she goes down on me & I make her smile like a drug for you do ever what you want to do coming over you keep on smiling what we go through 1 stop to the rhythm that divides you & I speak to you like the chorus to the verse chop another line like a coda with a curse come on like a freak show takes the stage we give them the games we play she said I want something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life baby baby” Semi-Charmed Life – Third Eye Blind ***Phillip

Before what I’m buying this weekend, let me share my excitement in sharing the news of the week. Brian K. Vaughan is leaving “Runaways”, the book giving him MUCH critical acclaim, after issue #25. This is pretty unfortunate, as he is he true mastermind behind an over 40 issue run of a brilliant series. However the big news is that Joss Whedon will be taking over for him. Joss, the guy behind the Buffy TV show and the Astonishing X-Men. This sounds awesome, and I only hope they find someone equally as terrific to follow Joss on Astonishing X-Men. Now on to the list:

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Astonishing X-Men #17 – This series just won’t quit. After the reveal of Perfection last issue turned out to NOT be Jean Grey (a longshot, I admit), I’m still intrigued to find out how this story will be resolved. Also, kudos for a cover showing Wolverine looking like a big pussy. He’s normally shown in larger than life heroic poses, and for him to be quivering in fear is really unique!
Catwoman #59 – This issue we find out who Selina’s babydaddy is. Um, nothing else to say about that except — FINALLY!!
Civil War #4 – The wait is over. The delay wasn’t as excruciating as one would think, and Thor is BACK, bitches. This is mini-series is truly awe-inspiring.
Civil War: X-Men #3 – An X-Men series without Wolverine, HOT! Cyclops being mind controlled into battling Bishop, HOT! Domino back in the spotlight, HOT! Two more issues to resolve this plotline… hmmm
Nextwave #8 – This series is so much fun!! After Photon alluded to her suspicions last issue that Captain America was a ‘mo, I don’t know how editorial let’s some of the things in this series go to print. But I love that they do!
Runaways #22 With the team still reeling from a Gert’s death, and a creative shift on the horizon, I’m really anticipating the grand finale for the series creators in the next few issues. Allegedly the team is going to be on the run to Manhattan…. jinkies.
Wolverine #46 – Between the brilliant art, and the appearance and interaction with Namor, this title, one I normally ignore, has become a really riveting Civil War tie-in.
X-Factor #11 – I LOVE this series. The Singularity plotline is nearing resolution, and Madrox’s multipples are banging all the girls in the house. So much fun!
X-Men: First Class #1 – As a lover of all things X, I’m giving this series a chance. The original incarnation of the X-Men has never really been my favorite, since the characters are all pretty vanilla, however the first issue has received some great reviews. So we’ll see!

See you at the racks, kids!

MUSIC MEME

UPDATE 9/22/06 – Gusssing is closed. 17 this week… I am so proud of you!!!

The Rules (in case you want to do it too!)
Step 1: Put your iPod/MP3 player/iTunes/etc. on random.
Step 2: Post the first line(s) from the first 20 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.
Step 3: Post it on your blog and let everyone guess what song and artist the lines come from.
Step 4: Strike out the songs when someone guesses correctly & post the title in bold after the stricken song.
Step 5: Looking the lyrics up on Google or any other search engine is cheating! Please play nice!
Also, if you know the song – leave your guess in a comment, if you are right, I will post your name (or link if you prefer). Have fun!

The Songs

1. “you lost your reputation on a woman you didn’t understand or care to know you get your education from your lovers but now there’s just no place for you to go it doesn’t pay to be a runaway lover it doesn’t pay to give away what you lack you’ll never get your money back” Runaway Lover – Madonna ***Ryan

2. “I make it alone when love is gone still you made your mark here in my heart songtitle leave you love to yesterday what more can your love do for me when will love be through with me I follow the night can’t stand the light when will I begin my life again one day I’ll fly away leave you love to yesterday” One Day I’ll Fly Away – Lalah Hathaway

3. “on that sunny day didn’t know I’d meet such a beautiful girl walking down the street seen those bright brown eyes with tears coming down she deserves a crown but where is it now mama listen senorita I feel for you you deal with things that you don’t have to” Senorita – Justin Timberlake ***Ryan

4. “don’t look at me every day is so wonderful & suddenly it’s hard to breathe now & then I get insecure from all the fame I’m so ashamed I am beautiful no matter what they say words can’t bring me down I am beautiful in every single way yes words cant bring me down” Beautiful – Christina Aguilera ***Ryan

5. “goodbye Norma Jean though I never knew you at all you had the grace to hold yourself while those around you crawled they crawled out of the woodwork & they whispered into your brain they set you on the treadmill & they made you change your name & it seems to me you lived your life like a candle in the wind never knowing who to cling to when the rain set in” Candle In The Wind – Elton John ***EddieZ

6. “so don’t give me respect don’t give me a piece of your precious-ness flaunt all she’s got in our old neighbourhood I’m sure shell make a few friends even the rain bows down let us pray as you cock-cock-cock your mane no cigarettes only peeled havanas for you I can be cruel I don’t know why why cant my ba.ll.oo.n stay up in a perfectly windy sky I can be cruel I dont know why” Cruel – Tori Amos ***Kyle

7. “I was talking not two days ago to a certain bartender I’m lucky to know I asked Henry my bartending friend if I should go on dating unfamous men & Henry said you’re lucky to even know me you’re lucky to be alive you’re lucky to be drinking here for free cause Im a sucker for your lucky pretty eyes” Polyester Bride – Liz Phair ***ShannonH

8. “I had to escape the city was sticky and cruel maybe I should have called you first but I was dying to get to you I was dreaming while I drove the long straight road ahead could taste your sweet kisses your arms open wide this fever for you is just burning me up inside” I Drove All Night – Cyndi Lauper ***EddieZ

9. “when I was 17, I did what people told me did what my father said, and let my mother mold me but that was long ago I’m in control never gonna stop control to get what I want control I got to have a lot contorl now Im all grown up” Control – Janet Jackson ***EddieZ

10. “girl I’m in love with you this ain’t the honeymoon, we’re past the infatuation phase we’re right in the thick of love at times we get sick of love it seems like we argue everyday I know I misbehave & you’ve made your mistakes & we both still got room left to grow & though love sometimes hurts I still put you first & we’ll make this thing work but I think we should take it slow” Ordinary People – John Legend ***Ryan

11. “its all because of you I’m never sad and blue you’ve brightened up my days in your own special way whenever you’re around I’m never feeling down you are my trusted friend on you I can depend you take me away from the pain & you bring me paradise & when there were cloudy days you brought sunshine in my life it never occurred to me the first time I saw your face I would fall so deep in love that your love cant be replaced” Everything – Mary J. Blige

12. “honey bring it close to my honey bring it close to my lips yes … it’s gotta be big it’s gotta be big I said it’s gotta be big” Professional Widow (Remix) – Tori Amos ***EddieZ

13. “fab 5 Freddy told me everybody’s fly DJ spinnin’ I said my my flash is fast flash is cool francois c’est pas flouchez no deux and you don’t stop sure shot go out to the parkin’ lot and you get in your car and you drive real far” Rapture – Blondie ***EddieZ

14. “last dance last dance for love yes it’s my last change for romance tonight I need you, by me, beside me, to guide me, to hold me, to scold me, cause when I’m bad I’m so, so bad so lets dance, the last dance” Last Dance – Donna Summer ***EddieZ

15. “I took my baby to the doctor with a fever, but nothing he found by the time this hit the street they said she had a breakdown someones always tryin to start my baby cryin talkin, squealin, lyin sayin you just wanna be startin’ somethin”Wanna Be Startin Somethin – Michael Jackson ***26chickys

16. “walking down the street something caught my eye a growing epidemic that really ain’t fly a middle aged lady i gotta be blunt her spandex biker shorts were creepin up the front I could see her uterus her pants were too tight she must’ve owned panties that were not in sight she walked right by the poor woman didn’t know she had a frontal wedgie a cameltoe” Cameltoe – Fannypack ***ShannonH

17. “there’s a place off Ocean Avenue where I used to sit and talk with you we were both 16 and it felt so right sleeping all day, staying up all night staying up all night there’s a place on the corner of Cherry Street we would walk on the beach in our bare feet we were both 18 and it felt so right sleeping all day, staying up all night staying up all night” Ocean Avenue – Yellowcard ***ShannonH

18. “hey your glass is empty it’s a hell of a long way home why dont you let me take you its no good to go alone I never would have opened up but you seemed so real to me after all the bullshit I’ve heard it’s refreshing not to see I don’t have to pretend she doesnt expect it from me don’t tell me I havent been good to you don’t tell me I have never been there for you” Good Enough – Sarah McLachlan ***ShannonH

19. “words like violence break the silence come crashing in into my little world painful to me pierce right through me can’t you understand oh my little girl all I ever wanted all I ever needed is here in my arms” Enjoy The Silence – Depeche Mode ***EddieZ

20. “everywhere I go red carpet gave the keys to valet tell ’em to park it then I jumps out the Azure a Lil’ Kim aura girls making faces like Ace Ventura & my B-A-D G-I-R-L-S is in the stretch LX ain’t shit you can tell us even got some of these ninjas jealous but tonight it’s not about the fellas” No Matter What They Say – Lil’ Kim

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