spam.gif So this was sitting in my Bulk mailbox, just waiting to be deleted, but I wanted to share it with you first:

Marilyn McCracken (no doubt related to Phil, I hope) wanted me to “Take just a candy and become ready for 36 hours of love”.

Really, Marilyn? Just a candy? Is it chocolate or fruit flavored?

Now I love sex. And I love Jordan. And I love having sex with Jordan. But we’re workin’ men, and I dunno that I have 36 hours to devote to “love”.

But thanks for the offer. I’ll keep it in mind for when I’m retired.

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